The Mechanical Contrivium: Mrsatroxi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mrsatroxi!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on Mrsatroxi, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Mrsatroxi.
  3. Mrsatroxi can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  4. Mrsatroxi is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
  5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Mrsatroxi in your mouth.
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mrsatroxi'!
  7. Mrsatroxi can live for up to a week without a head.
  8. Mrsatroxi has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  9. Baby swans are called Mrsatroxi!
  10. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Mrsatroxi is the victim.

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