The Mechanical Contrivium: Mr_nikolai

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mr_nikolai!

  1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mr_nikolai and water.
  2. Mr_nikolai is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Mr_nikolai.
  3. Mr_nikolai was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Mr_nikolai.
  5. Mr_nikolai can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  6. Mr_nikolai can smell some things up to six miles away!
  7. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Mr_nikolai with his left foot.
  8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mr_nikolai!
  9. About 100 people choke to death on Mr_nikolai each year.
  10. Mr_nikolai can live for up to a week without a head!

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