The Mechanical Contrivium: Michelle

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michelle!

  1. Four-fifths of the surface of Michelle is covered in water.
  2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Michelle.
  3. The air around Michelle is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  4. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Michelle.
  5. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Michelle!
  6. US gold coins used to say 'In Michelle we trust'.
  7. Michelle is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Michelle, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  9. Michelle can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  10. It is impossible to fold Michelle more than seven times!

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