The Mechanical Contrivium: Maude Lebowski

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maude Lebowski!

  1. In Japan, Maude Lebowski can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  2. Maude Lebowski can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Maude Lebowski.
  4. Maude Lebowski was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
  5. During World War II, Americans tried to train Maude Lebowski to drop bombs!
  6. When provoked, Maude Lebowski will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  7. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Maude Lebowski.
  8. The first domain name ever registered was Maude Lebowski.com!
  9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Maude Lebowski.
  10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Maude Lebowski.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.