The Mechanical Contrivium: Maria

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maria!

1. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Maria.
2. If you kiss Maria for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Maria fighting underground.
4. Until the 1960s, Maria was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
5. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Maria is 10:1.
6. You should always store Maria in an airtight container in the fridge!
7. Over 46,000 pieces of Maria float on every square mile of ocean.
8. Native Americans never actually ate Maria; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
9. There are 336 dimples on Maria!
10. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Maria!