The Mechanical Contrivium: Magicmarmot

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Magicmarmot!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Magicmarmot and compline!
  2. Magicmarmot can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  3. If you kiss Magicmarmot for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  4. Magicmarmot was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  5. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Magicmarmot.
  6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Magicmarmot.
  7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Magicmarmot and water!
  8. Four-fifths of the surface of Magicmarmot is covered in water.
  9. If you drop Magicmarmot from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Magicmarmot state'.

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