The Mechanical Contrivium: Machi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Machi!

  1. Lightning strikes Machi over seven times every hour.
  2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Machi'!
  3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Machi.
  4. The horns of Machi are made entirely from hair.
  5. More people are killed by Machi each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  6. Machi is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Machi!
  7. Machi cannot swim!
  8. Machi can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  9. Ostriches stick their heads in Machi not to hide but to look for water.
  10. Machi is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.