The Mechanical Contrivium: MJ sNooZeR

Ten Top Trivia Tips about MJ sNooZeR!

  1. Two grams of MJ sNooZeR provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
  2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by MJ sNooZeR.
  3. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink MJ sNooZeR.
  4. You should always store MJ sNooZeR in an airtight container in the fridge.
  5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into MJ sNooZeR.
  6. MJ sNooZeR has three eyelids.
  7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with MJ sNooZeR in your mouth.
  8. Only one person in two billion will live to be MJ sNooZeR!
  9. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in MJ sNooZeR.
  10. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill MJ sNooZeR.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.