The Mechanical Contrivium: Lizette

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizette!

  1. Lizetteology is the study of Lizette.
  2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lizette from each salad served in first class!
  3. A lump of Lizette the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  4. In Japan, Lizette can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. Lizette can smell some things up to six miles away.
  6. Lizette can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  7. Banging your head against Lizette uses 150 calories an hour.
  8. Lizette is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Lizette in a day.
  10. The first domain name ever registered was Lizette.com!

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