The Mechanical Contrivium: Leesmry

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leesmry!

  1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Leesmry!
  2. In her entire life, Leesmry will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  3. Ideally, Leesmry should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  4. Never store Leesmry at room temperature.
  5. Leesmry is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Leesmry!
  7. Leesmry can not regurgitate.
  8. The air around Leesmry is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  9. Some birds use Leesmry to orientate themselves during migration.
  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Leesmry.

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