The Mechanical Contrivium: Lando

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lando!

  1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Lando.
  2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Lando, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Lando would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. During severe windstorms, Lando may sway several feet to either side!
  5. Lando has three eyelids.
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Lando.
  7. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Lando!
  8. Lando became extinct in England in 1486.
  9. The opposite sides of Lando always add up to seven.
  10. Czar Paul I banished Lando to Siberia for marching out of step.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.