The Mechanical Contrivium: Kryspen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kryspen!

  1. Kryspen can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Kryspen.
  3. Early thermometers were filled with Kryspen instead of mercury.
  4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Kryspen, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  5. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Kryspen.
  6. If you cut Kryspen in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  7. Kryspen can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kryspen.
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Kryspen!
  10. Kryspen is the only bird that can swim but not fly.

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