The Mechanical Contrivium: Kristinknits

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristinknits!

1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Kristinknits.
2. All swans in England belong to Kristinknits.
3. Kristinknits has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kristinknits.
5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Kristinknits'.
6. Finding Kristinknits on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
7. The liquid inside Kristinknits can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
8. Baby swans are called Kristinknits!
9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Kristinknits!
10. Kristinknits can sleep for three and a half years.