The Mechanical Contrivium: Kit

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kit!

  1. In its entire life, Kit will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  2. Kit can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  3. Kit was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
  4. Kit cannot jump!
  5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Kit.
  6. Kit is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
  7. Kit can not regurgitate!
  8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Kit.
  9. The Kit-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Kit-fights take place there every day.
  10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Kit.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.