The Mechanical Contrivium: Kirby

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kirby!

  1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Kirby.
  2. Kirby is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  3. In Chinese, the sound 'Kirby' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  4. Reindeer like to eat Kirby.
  5. Kirby is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
  6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Kirby!
  7. Kirby can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Kirby!
  9. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Kirby has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  10. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Kirby Head.

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