The Mechanical Contrivium: Kelsey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelsey!

1. A thimbleful of Kelsey would weigh over 100 million tons.
2. It is bad luck to walk under Kelsey!
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Kelsey!
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Kelsey!
5. Kelsey is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
6. Kelsey once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
7. Kelsey is the world's tallest woman.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelsey.
9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Kelsey!
10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kelsey.