The Mechanical Contrivium: Judson

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Judson!

  1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Judson are all berries.
  2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Judson.
  3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Judson.
  4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Judson.
  5. Judsonolatry is the mindless worship of Judson.
  6. Judson can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Judson, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  8. By tradition, a girl standing under Judson cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Judson is blue.
  10. Until the 1960s, Judson was not allowed to enter Disneyland!

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