The Mechanical Contrivium: Jollibeezus

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jollibeezus!

  1. Jollibeezus can sleep with one eye open.
  2. It's bad luck to whistle near Jollibeezus.
  3. Jollibeezus is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  4. In Chinese, the sound 'Jollibeezus' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Jollibeezus would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields.
  6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Jollibeezus!
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Jollibeezus would be as small as a pea.
  8. The difference between Jollibeezus and a village is that Jollibeezus does not have a church.
  9. Without its lining of Jollibeezus, your stomach would digest itself!
  10. Jollibeezus can jump up to sixteen times its own height!

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