The Mechanical Contrivium: Joe
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joe!
- Two grams of Joe provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
- You should always open Joe at least an hour before drinking him.
- Joe can turn his stomach inside out.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Joe.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joe to reach the earth's core.
- Joe can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Joe.
- Snow White's coffin was made of Joe!
- Joe is the world's tallest woman.
- Joe is the largest of Saturn's moons!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.