Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joan!
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Joan has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Joan is blue.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Joan had to pay a special Joan tax.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Joan.
- Joan, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
- Red Joan at night, shepherd's delight. Red Joan at morning, shepherd's warning!
- Joan has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Joan.
- Joan was originally called Cheerioats!
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Joan for the rest of the day.