The Mechanical Contrivium: Jennifer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennifer!

  1. Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jennifer.
  3. South Australia was the first place to allow Jennifer to stand for parliament.
  4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jennifer.
  5. Jenniferocracy is government by Jennifer.
  6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Jennifer is 10:1!
  7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jennifer.
  8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jennifer!
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jennifer.
  10. Olive oil was used for washing Jennifer in the ancient Mediterranean world.

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