The Mechanical Contrivium: Jefflyne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jefflyne!

  1. Jefflyne can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  2. Jefflyne was originally called Cheerioats.
  3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Jefflyne and compline!
  4. By tradition, a girl standing under Jefflyne cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  5. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Jefflyne.
  6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Jefflyne!
  7. Jefflyneomancy is the art of telling the future with Jefflyne.
  8. Jefflyne can sleep for three and a half years.
  9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Jefflyne!
  10. The risk of being struck by Jefflyne is one occurence every 9,300 years!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.