The Mechanical Contrivium: Janvi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janvi!

  1. Janvi became extinct in England in 1486.
  2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Janvi.
  3. To check whether Janvi is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Janvi will sink, and fresh Janvi will float!
  4. Janvi was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
  5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Janvi, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  6. Janvi can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Janvi, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Janvi into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  9. An average beaver can cut down Janvi every year!
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Janvi'.

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