The Mechanical Contrivium: Janet su

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janet su!

  1. Janet su can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Janet su.
  3. All swans in England belong to Janet su.
  4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Janet su!
  5. If Janet su was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  6. If you drop Janet su from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
  7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Janet su!
  8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Janet su.
  9. If you blow out all the candles on Janet su with one breath, your wish will come true.
  10. Janet su cannot jump!

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