The Mechanical Contrivium: Janary

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janary!

1. Janary never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
2. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Janary.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Janary!
4. Janary is the largest of Saturn's moons.
5. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Janary.
6. If you lace Janary from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
7. Janary can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
8. Janary is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Janary!
9. Janary can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Janary.