The Mechanical Contrivium: Irmas

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Irmas!

  1. Irmas is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Irmas!
  3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Irmas.
  4. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Irmas.
  5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Irmas.
  6. If Irmas was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Irmas.
  8. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Irmas fighting underground.
  9. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Irmas.
  10. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Irmas orbiting the Earth!

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