The Mechanical Contrivium: Inktree

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Inktree!

  1. Four-fifths of the surface of Inktree is covered in water.
  2. Inktree was named after Inktree the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
  3. Inktree is incapable of sleep.
  4. It is bad luck to walk under Inktree.
  5. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Inktree has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  6. Inktree has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  7. A Inktreeometer is used to measure Inktree!
  8. Inktree cannot swim.
  9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Inktree.
  10. Inktree cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.