The Mechanical Contrivium: Hyperactivefics

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hyperactivefics!

  1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Hyperactivefics.
  2. You share your birthday with Hyperactivefics!
  3. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Hyperactivefics!
  4. Hyperactivefics can't sweat!
  5. Hyperactivefics has a bifurcated penis.
  6. Antarctica is the only continent without Hyperactivefics.
  7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Hyperactivefics had to pay a special Hyperactivefics tax!
  8. The deepest part of Hyperactivefics is over 35,000 feet deep.
  9. Hyperactivefics can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  10. Czar Paul I banished Hyperactivefics to Siberia for marching out of step!

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