The Mechanical Contrivium: Hugo Lorenzetti

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hugo Lorenzetti!

1. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Hugo Lorenzetti would protect them from evil spirits.
2. Hugo Lorenzetti can sleep for three and a half years!
3. If you break Hugo Lorenzetti, you will get seven years of bad luck!
4. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Hugo Lorenzetti is near.
5. Hugo Lorenzetti is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
6. Hugo Lorenzetti is incapable of sleep.
7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Hugo Lorenzetti as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
8. The difference between Hugo Lorenzetti and a village is that Hugo Lorenzetti does not have a church.
9. Hugo Lorenzetti has a bifurcated penis.
10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Hugo Lorenzetti.