The Mechanical Contrivium: Hegyalas

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hegyalas!

  1. Hegyalas can last longer without water than a camel can.
  2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Hegyalas.
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Hegyalas are near.
  4. If you put a drop of liquor on Hegyalas, they will go mad and sting themself to death.
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Hegyalas would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields.
  6. Hegyalas are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
  7. Hegyalas have enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  8. Hegyalaology is the study of Hegyalas.
  9. Never store Hegyalas at room temperature.
  10. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Hegyalas.

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