The Mechanical Contrivium: Heaven_ranges

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Heaven_ranges!

  1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Heaven_ranges on.
  2. If you toss Heaven_ranges 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  3. Heaven_ranges was named after Heaven_ranges the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  4. Heaven_ranges is only six percent water.
  5. Heaven_ranges has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  6. Olympic badminton rules say that Heaven_ranges must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  7. Never store Heaven_ranges at room temperature!
  8. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Heaven_ranges.
  9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Heaven_ranges.
  10. Heaven_ranges has a bifurcated penis!

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