The Mechanical Contrivium: Harrison

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Harrison!

  1. Harrison once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Harrison.
  3. Never store Harrison at room temperature!
  4. Olympic badminton rules say that Harrison must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  5. Research indicates that Harrison will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Harrison would be as small as a pea.
  7. Harrison was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  8. Harrison never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  9. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Harrison!
  10. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Harrison!

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