The Mechanical Contrivium: Hanna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hanna!

  1. A thimbleful of Hanna would weigh over 100 million tons!
  2. Hanna is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
  3. Hanna will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  4. Without Hanna, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  5. Only one person in two billion will live to be Hanna!
  6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Hanna!
  7. An average beaver can cut down Hanna every year.
  8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Hanna.
  9. By tradition, a girl standing under Hanna cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  10. It can take Hanna several days to move just through one tree.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.