The Mechanical Contrivium: Gackt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gackt!

  1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Gackt as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
  2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Gackt on.
  3. Antarctica is the only continent without Gackt!
  4. Gackt can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  5. Gackt is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
  6. An average beaver can cut down Gackt every year!
  7. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Gackt!
  8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Gackt.
  9. You can tell if Gackt has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Gackt from each salad served in first class.

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