The Mechanical Contrivium: Fragmeat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fragmeat!

1. Fragmeatocracy is government by Fragmeat.
2. Fragmeat was originally called Cheerioats!
3. Fragmeat has three eyelids.
4. Fragmeat is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Fragmeat!
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Fragmeat can not.
7. The first Fragmeat was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
8. Two grams of Fragmeat provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
9. Fragmeat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
10. Fragmeat is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.