The Mechanical Contrivium: Fiona Chan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fiona Chan!

1. Scientists have discovered that Fiona Chan can smell the presence of autism in children!
2. About one tenth of Fiona Chan is permanently covered in ice!
3. Fiona Chan was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
4. Fiona Chan is actually a mammal, not a fish.
5. The colour of Fiona Chan is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
6. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Fiona Chan.
7. Some birds use Fiona Chan to orientate themselves during migration!
8. Contrary to popular belief, Fiona Chan is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
9. Fiona Chanocracy is government by Fiona Chan.
10. Fiona Chan will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.