The Mechanical Contrivium: Fannie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fannie!

  1. The Fannie-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Fannie-fights take place there every day!
  2. Fannie can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  3. Without Fannie, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  4. Fannie has a memory span of three seconds.
  5. Fannie can sleep with one eye open.
  6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Fannie.
  7. If you cut Fannie in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  8. Fannie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  9. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Fannie.
  10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Fannie.

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