The Mechanical Contrivium: European

Ten Top Trivia Tips about European!

  1. If you blow out all the candles on European with one breath, your wish will come true!
  2. European is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by European fighting underground.
  4. Europeanicide is the killing of European!
  5. European can be seen from space.
  6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting European on.
  7. Contrary to popular belief, European is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  8. European will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
  9. The fingerprints of European are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat European'!

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