The Mechanical Contrivium: Emepol

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emepol!

  1. It is bad luck to walk under Emepol.
  2. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Emepol Head.
  3. Emepol is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
  4. Emepol is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  5. India tested its first nuclear Emepol in 1974.
  6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Emepol had to pay a special Emepol tax.
  7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Emepol would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  8. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Emepol!
  9. If you kiss Emepol for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  10. The first Emepol was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

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