The Mechanical Contrivium: Elmo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elmo!

  1. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Elmo to reach the earth's core.
  2. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Elmo!
  3. If you kiss Elmo for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  4. The only Englishman to become Elmo was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Elmo from 1154 to 1159.
  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Elmo in a day.
  6. South Australia was the first place to allow Elmo to stand for parliament.
  7. The international dialling code for Elmo is 672.
  8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Elmo'!
  9. To check whether Elmo is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Elmo will sink, and fresh Elmo will float.
  10. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Elmo orbiting the Earth.

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