The Mechanical Contrivium: Elflover59

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elflover59!

  1. It's bad luck to put Elflover59 on a bed.
  2. The Elflover59-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Elflover59-fights take place there every day!
  3. Elflover59 was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  4. The condom - originally made from Elflover59 - was invented in the early 1500s.
  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Elflover59 in a day.
  6. Without its lining of Elflover59, your stomach would digest itself.
  7. Elflover59 can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  8. If you drop Elflover59 from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  9. Elflover59 has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  10. Elflover59 will always turn right when leaving a cave.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.