The Mechanical Contrivium: Eeling

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eeling!

1. Eelingocracy is government by Eeling.
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Eeling!
3. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Eeling.
4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Eeling, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
5. An average beaver can cut down Eeling every year!
6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Eeling on.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Eeling in your mouth.
8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Eeling can not.
9. A Eelingometer is used to measure Eeling.
10. Tradition allows women to propose to Eeling only during leap years.