The Mechanical Contrivium: EMC

Ten Top Trivia Tips about EMC!

1. Contrary to popular belief, EMC are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. It's bad luck to put EMC on a bed.
3. If you kiss EMC for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and EMC!
5. EMC are the sacred animal of Thailand.
6. EMC have a bifurcated penis.
7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of EMC.
8. EMC can't drink - they absorbs water from their surroundings by osmosis!
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using EMC!
10. EMC invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.