The Mechanical Contrivium: Dreamer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dreamer!

  1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Dreamer!
  2. If you cut Dreamer in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  3. If the annual Australian Dreamer crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
  4. Reindeer like to eat Dreamer.
  5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Dreamer with his left foot!
  6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Dreamer.
  7. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Dreamer!
  8. Dreamer can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Dreamer for the rest of the day!
  10. Dreamer is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.