The Mechanical Contrivium: Deckchair guru

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Deckchair guru!

  1. Deckchair guru is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
  2. Deckchair guru will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  3. Deckchair guru is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  4. The liquid inside Deckchair guru can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Deckchair guru!
  6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Deckchair guru!
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Deckchair guru on New Year's Day.
  8. Deckchair guru is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
  9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Deckchair guru.
  10. Deckchair guru can taste with his feet.

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