The Mechanical Contrivium: David Lim

Ten Top Trivia Tips about David Lim!

  1. David Lim can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  2. Over 46,000 pieces of David Lim float on every square mile of ocean.
  3. India tested its first nuclear David Lim in 1974.
  4. If you drop David Lim from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  5. To check whether David Lim is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten David Lim will sink, and fresh David Lim will float.
  6. If you blow out all the candles on David Lim with one breath, your wish will come true!
  7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be David Lim.
  8. In Japan, David Lim can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  9. Baby swans are called David Lim!
  10. If you break David Lim, you will get seven years of bad luck!

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