The Mechanical Contrivium: Darth Malak

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darth Malak!

1. During World War II, Americans tried to train Darth Malak to drop bombs.
2. Darth Malak can not regurgitate.
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Darth Malak!
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Darth Malak are all berries!
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Darth Malak its 'Man of the Year'.
6. New Zealand was the first place to allow Darth Malak to vote.
7. Darth Malak once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
8. If you lace Darth Malak from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
9. When provoked, Darth Malak will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Darth Malak from each salad served in first class.