The Mechanical Contrivium: Darcsage

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darcsage!

1. You can tell if Darcsage has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
2. Darcsage was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
3. Half a cup of Darcsage contains only seventeen calories.
4. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Darcsage!
5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Darcsage!
6. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Darcsage.
7. Darcsage was the first Tsar of Russia.
8. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Darcsage.
9. Darcsage can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
10. Darcsageomancy is the art of telling the future with Darcsage!