The Mechanical Contrivium: Dan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dan!

1. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Dan.
2. California is the biggest exporter of Dan in the world!
3. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Dan supply!
4. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Dan, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
5. Dan can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
6. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Dan has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. A thimbleful of Dan would weigh over 100 million tons!
8. Dan is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
9. If you lace Dan from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
10. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Dan.