The Mechanical Contrivium: Crow

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crow!

  1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Crow!
  2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Crow.
  3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Crow!
  4. The fingerprints of Crow are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Crow!
  6. Half a cup of Crow contains only seventeen calories.
  7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Crow.
  8. Scientists believe that Crow began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  9. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Crow had to pay a special Crow tax.
  10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Crow!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.